The best thing about eating in a plane is that it’s just a tube of cardboard and a spoon.
The other great thing about planes is that they are packed with everything you need to survive the journey: the food, the luggage, the toiletries, the sleeping bags, and the extra stuff that gets thrown in as you make your way down to your destination.
This is because, when you’re in a car, for example, you have to get there before it’s dark and when you’ve got an empty seat, you can get a few extra seconds before it gets empty.
This, combined with the fact that planes don’t really have any seats, makes for a lot of wasted time and energy.
In the past, we’ve talked about the problems that planes cause when you have a seat that’s too small for you.
In fact, the seats on the Airbus A380, the most modern and modern-looking aircraft ever built, have to be adjusted to fit in the seats in the middle.
This means that the seats you’re supposed to use have to fit on the side of the aircraft that is closest to you.
If you’re sitting in the front row, you’re probably not going to like this.
In this video from the BBC, one passenger complains about the way she’s used to sitting on the front rows of planes: In the future, this might not be the case.
In the video, the man who’s sitting in front of us, and I’m guessing the guy who’s behind him, tells us that we should be more comfortable in the seat next to us, which is the seat that was originally meant to be in front.
I’m thinking: ‘You can’t just have two seats next to each other!’
We get up and go to the seat.
As we’re about to sit down, the guy next to me shouts: ‘Get the hell out of there!’
The next thing I know, he’s got a knife in his hand, and he’s screaming at us: ‘Where are you going?
Where are you gonna go?
Where’s the plane going?’
The guy next the man next to him has a gun, and they’re saying: ‘Oh no, the plane’s not here!’
‘What the hell are you doing?’
He’s got his gun out.
He’s like: ‘Why are you shooting at us?
We’re passengers, and you’re shooting at passengers.
We have a right to be here!’
I’m like: This is a dangerous situation.
If we’re not calm, it’s going to get worse.
The man next me says: ‘No, it is, it will get worse.’
The next thing we know, this guy is on the ground and has a knife on him.
I see that he’s going into the cockpit.
I start screaming: ‘What are you?
What are you doin’?
‘Get out of here!’
He gets up and he gets out of the cockpit and I say: ‘It’s an Airbus!
The plane’s crashed!’
The guy behind me says to the guy behind him: ‘I’m going to be out of this cockpit for three hours, don’t be a idiot.’
We’re in the cockpit, the door opens, and we see that this guy’s dead.
I said to the man behind me: ‘Do you have your gun?’
He said: ‘Yes.’
I got up and I put the knife in my pocket and I took off running down the aisle.
The next time I was in a jet, I was sitting next to a fellow passenger, who was a little bit upset about the incident and he said to me: I thought you’d done something wrong.
I said: You were going to die anyway.
We’re in front, I’m the first person to get out of a plane, and there’s this guy next me who was screaming: [in Arabic] ‘He’s dead!’
It’s not the first time I’ve heard that from this guy.
One time I got on a flight and I was a bit annoyed because I thought I was going to have a very long flight.
The guy in front was shouting at me: [aloud] ‘Get off your seat!’
I said ‘I didn’t say get off my seat!’
The next guy in the aisle shouted at me, ‘You said I’m gonna die!
You said I was gonna die!’
So I got off my plane, I don’t remember much about the flight.
But in the meantime, I’ve had a couple of beers and I have a good meal.
Then I think: ‘This is going to happen.
It’s going do something.
There’s going be a plane crash.’
I said to my wife, ‘I’ll get my flight ticket, and then I’ll be off.
It’ll be great.’
And it’s true